The CROSS Choral! :D

DON
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any guy who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the charming guy in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive guy be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful wife!

CROSS CHORAL
Have you met my good friend Don,
The craziest guy on the block?
You'll know him the minute you see him,
He's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.

He thinks he's in love.
He thinks he's in Funchal.
He isn't in love,
He's merely insane.

It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.

Keep away from him,
Send for Diana!
This is not the
Don we know!

Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of his mind!

DON
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
LCT should put it to a poll to honor me.

CROSS CHORAL
La la la la . . .

DON
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Mr. America can just resign!

CROSS CHORAL
La la la la . . .

DON
See the handsome man in that mirror there:

CROSS CHORAL
What mirror where?

DON
Who can that attractive guy be?

CROSS CHORAL
Which? What? Where? Whom?

DON
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

CROSS CHORAL
Such a pretty me!

EVERYONE
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful (fill in the blank)!