Oh gosh, Don, I'm cracking up -- ur, fixin to fall out of my chair, ur ... oh well, I'M A TEXAS TRANSPLANT, honest ... I'm going to have to take lessons from all y'all, sure nuff!

P.S. I hadn't heard a couple of those -- trees bribing dogs is a good one during this drought. And actually, there is lots of truth to that supper/dinner dilemma. I've gotten caught in that one!

Between Texas talk and Valley talk and Alabama talk, our group may get some strange looks. Fur shur.