Okay - I get it. We used to play a White Elephant Game at Christmas. You would roll the dice and if you got doubles you could take a wrapped gift from the pile in the middle. Once all the gifts were gone, the people who had them opened them. Then we set a timer and rolled the dice. Whoever got doubles could steal the gift they wanted most. Every year there was something every one wanted. Baudy was good. Ususally the popular things were Leopard G Strings, an X Rated Book, something like a Spiro Gyra CD, and the real winner was an outdated used pair of WHITE Men's Platform Shoes ala John Travolta.