Betty - It's right nice to see you! We'll give our fellow TUSHees a little pree-vue of our Tushee Tokens. They are RARE COLLECTIBLES. Think of the attention you will get on Antiques Roadshow when you show up with a bushel full of these!




Gary's always wanted to play with the band, so he'll be wearing his dual-purpose tie and washboard to our Fishsticks Formal. I tole him and tole him it doesn't get worn from his rope belt but he's hell-bent on being "fashion forward". He's even dabbing a little tartar sauce behind the ears! Hope the band is ready for his rendition of "I Like My Women A Little On The Trashy Side"



Lunch truck is jes pulling into the parkin' lot. Can sum one clang the dinner bell?