Anne,

BRILLIANT, MY FINE PARTNER IN GRIME! BRILLIANT!

ENTERTAINMENT ALERT:

Our entertainment for tonight, a truly memorable guitar picker named Three Fingers Fred, unfortunately had a minor chainsaw accident yesterday. Two-Fingers Fred is currently on the mend. Please join me in wishing him a speedy recovery.

However, not to worry. After scouring all my sources, I managed to book the world renown and much in demand nose picker/flicker, Floyd Fingerlickin'. Please join me for a very entertaining evening of pickin' and flickin'. Floyd always welcomes audience participation!