Set a spell and relax, 'cause tonight is The Grape Stompin' contest, where all you TUSHees work yerself into a stompin' frenzy! No need to wash yer feet, clip yer toenails, or shave yer legs for this one. All those natural ingredients only add to the full-body taste and aroma of the Half-A-Buck-Pickup-Truck-Roadkill-Fer-The-Potluck wine!

See ya' at the Stompin'! Ya ain't been to TUSH lessen you stomped at the CRUSH!

BP, Might fine job!

Lots o'toe cans are gonna be reedeemed tonight! Them prizes are THE best, one-of-a-kind!
When yer friends see 'em, you'll be the envy of yer trailer park!