Jus to let all them fine folk know that them there monogramed Deep-Endz that Don's a'modelin' is selling at the Gift Shoppe.

Can't remember when I enjoyed a guest lekcherer as much as this here plumbin' fella. In fact, he's so lekcherous that he's givin' private demonstrations on how he plumbs to the gals on TUSH! My private demonstration is at 4:00, so I might be late for dinner. He suggested we have a little tripple sex during the demonstration, but I'll have to flat out say no. Tripple sex and me jus don't mix.