AHOY CAP (thas short for Collard Amardillo Peggy)! We been lookin' for ewe and Cap Jerry!

Dang .. jes in time to navigate us thru tomorrer's eye-tin-ray, Insulation Aisle to Judo.

Kon-see-urge Betty: Glory be! Jes let us know if you need sum hep. We've got them toe-cans burn'in a hole in our pockits. I'm postin' the Roller Derby results. Please get BEHIND yore favrit! All de-sij-uns of our Kon-See-Urge are FI-nil.

Wuz that you under the table last night, or wuz that you dancin' on the table top?

Gary still is enjoying the tartar sauce no-shave lotion from last night. Kan't remember the last time he's had so much fun!

Cheers, Boiled Peanut