Good morning, TUSHees. You'll find your Daily TP unner yore door extry-early. We've got a very full set of ack-ti-vi-ties fer ya.

Today's pit stop is tha one we all been waitin fer:

SIT COM

The Daily TP

So enjoy a heapin' helpin of TUSH hospitality. Set a spell. Take yore shoes off.

Cheers, Boiled Peanut