We's gots THEE bezt xrceryz enstuktr thar iz for all yous TUSHees tht wnt ta tune up thoz abz, theyes and butz - Mz Bendi Kuntorshun. Shees a'gonna be techun y'all on the fyner art of scrachin' an a'strachin'. Y'all r gonna discuvr thangs on yur bode ya nvr nu ya had!

Keep urear ta the grownd fer futha deetales!

Duz this mean we hasta lift our rears off the ground?

Cheers, Boiled Peanut

Lft r' drag, BP!

AWww shux Da-nees I was hopin' you'd ferget that thar part a the cruz...I guess me and Possum will be thare.

B.W.

Well huff puff. Grits & I will be draggin' 'em, dats fer sure!

Weeeel, I was hopin fer some buns of steel. BUTT alls I gotten so fer has ben dez buns of lead! :D

Plintee dayz fer them bunz o'steel. Mor fun a
waitin' in DENIAL!

Yu nose, I was a thinkin' Bunz o steel or led, whats the difrance anyhoo? Don't thay both com frem da smellter? :p

Weez all gonna haf a greet time durin the xrceryz our.

I highly recmend y'all sign up fer the PowerPogo! Frst ya gots to pik yer mantra. Then weel all sit in a circle and chant and chaw all the while we're scratching our tusshees.

This will be follered by a qwik downward dag (in honor of our missing capn) and then yer off to grab a pogo stick - jump 2 times and yer dun! Buns of steel takes six reptitions. Easy as moon pie!

nambamastay!!!

Woo Hoo Nambambia :woh: sine me up, quick. Moon Pie's my name...Power pogo's my game...I ken jump 3 times! Powerful honored to hav ya on bord.Nedz r xrceryz we do <img border="0" alt="[vhappy]" title="" src="graemlins/icon_vhappy.gif" />

Moon Pie

I dun picked my mantra -
FFFFFFIIIIIISSSSSHHHHHHSSSSSSSTTTTTTIIIIIXXXXX!

I also gots ma Pogo stick and began a'jumpin' 6 tymz. Allawhile sayin' ma mantra wyl a'jumpin'. YOWZER! Stick got stuck inna place no stick has a ryt ta git stuck! We dont call thys TUSH fer nuthin!

Moon (prunz innamidl) Pie

lol!!!!


bin lookin fer a pikture of a pogo stick stuck in a tush.... anywon?

I jus got outta xrceyz klass an boy that yogurt klass was alota fun. See what we did!!!!!

Mite need to see if ther's a kyroprater onbord the Minnow.

Beth,
What is that move called??? Seamore of your own butt????

Betty and Beth

:app: :app: :app: :app: :app: :app:

Weez gonna do sumthin a wee bit more eggziting today in xrceryz class - eyerobacize combined with pee-lattes.

ladies - this ones fer the guyz - yer class is skeddeled fer later.

Studies haf prooven that eye movements, combined with regular and rythmic - ahem - peelimination - will git yooz those buns of steel likkety split!

So..... Don will be mixing up some lattes wit kalua on deck - yooz guyz need to drink three of em, then come on down to the studio.

Yooz will learn the very latest tekknikes of eye rolling. Then y'all will line up at the deck rail and pee over the side in a koreogrffed rutine!!

PEE-LATTES Yeah!

Lordy...Lordy...KEN I WATCH?

Moon Pie

OK - now fer the ladeez!!!

After the nat-chur lesson skurry on down to the studio. Since too-night is the Jel-low festival weez gonna learn jelly dancing. Yeah!

Tone yer tummy and trim yer torso - nuttin better fer the mid-sektion than jelly dancing.

Lookee at sum of my gradduates!

Ah am a jelly dancin' grad-U-8 and kin truffully say thet I had a gut-renchin' sperience takin' Leslie's classes.

That thar a is fota of me a'walkin thru the graz to git ma deeplomah! Ah stil luk as gud toda az ah did in thet thar fota, ceptin' ah cut ma har an gave mesef a Toni home perm!

Jelly dancin' iz gud fer the bodee an yur huzbind wil go a-ga-ga ovr yuh!

So, now ah danz and so them thar owtfitz bi hnd wit all them thar beeds! Purty purty, huh? Them thar owtfitz sellin' atta gift shoppe fer $99.99. Huree - Thyr gunna go fazt! Sew git yer owfitz an jelly yur belly!

Beth, Betty, Leslie, and Denise. Y'all CRACK me up! :app: :app: :app: :app:

So wer duz we lin up fer dat der PEE-LATTES? Wer about redi ta letter rip! Plus Ima thinkin we are purty ript rselfs!

Whew! I show-ed ol GritsDon wud I learnt in jelly belly dancin' class - ooo eeee! He's oikin' like a suewee pig! He wuz practin' "eye rollin' " as he wuz watchin' the jelly belly. yuk yuk. Now he's all kalua-latteed up, ready fer that Pee-lattes class - ready, aim, firhe!!

Don - more SEA MALES? Wif TATTOOS? My golly, tha gurls are going be wile tmra.

Cheers, Boiled Peanut

Morning - its time to git movin again!

Today we are venturing into the hood to learn some of the latest hip-hop moves.

I been huffing, 'n popping, n' locking n' pooping n' licking all morning koreographing our rutine.

After much negoshe-a-shuns i seekured some musikal talent to inspire us to move:

Put yer hands together fer:

OK - here we go - git movin!!

Attention all y'all players and pimps
Right now in the place to be
I thought I told y'all dudes before
Y'all dudes can't mess with me
Now, this ain't for no small booties
No sir, 'cuz that won't pass
But if you feel you got the biggest one
Then momma, come shake it fast

Shake it fast
But watch ya self
Shake it fast
Show me what'cha workin' wit

Shake it fast
But watch ya self
Shake it fast
Show me what'cha workin' wit

Major score gettin' TUSHer!!!! LUV HIM! :app:

TUSHER is da man, y'all.

Git DOWN! TUSHer is a fav out here in da hood on da left coast. I'm a snappin' & poppin' - BUTT ol' Grits has da rhythm of Chevy Chase (or wuz it Steve Martin??) in The Jerk. He's tryin' to eye roll & hip hop at da same tyme.

DANG! knock me down and call me shorty! I feels my toe's a tappin' and my lip's a' flappin'. Ima winnin' a toekin fer this exurcise....Bean! sav me that tee shirt...I needs it fer dinin' tonite in Compost Rose

UP AN ATOM!

Final day - Bolied Peanut dun say ya'll needs to fine your in-a-gadda-da-vita fore the hippy hour, so today weez gonna do a little mind-bod xploring in excise klass.

OK - dis klass is whats called FU-Shon. Bringing all together what weev skrewed up all week!!

Git ready for:

KNEE-YA and TIE-CHEE

Dis is a do yer own thing klass!

Grab a tie - bend those creeky knees - whatever!

hee's a few possbilities to git you movin:

Oh Boy! I love that there TIE-CHEE! Leslie
I'll be rite over, soons I finish my job on th desk an git back to change into my xrceyz garb!

BBB

OK--I'll be workin on the TIE-CHEE all day since I mist the big bootie fest yestaday. We been layin low this weekend watchin grandchillin and eatin hot dogs--it's time to catchup with yall!

TIE CHEE FOR ME, Namabamba-ste! I've bin lookin' and lookin' fer my in-a-gad-da-vita and NOWS I can finds it! Yee Haw!!!

Cheers, BP

Ah thrw ma booty owt lazt nyt at th Tusher koncrt! I thank eye tyd ma chee 1 2 mny tyms! OUCH!

Moon (PITM) Pie - TIE CHEE be jes' wat u be kneedin' at a time lik this! It'll make ur booty yellow "How Bout Some HOOTY!!"

Mahareesee, bettr git down to Moon Pie's and tie sum o' her chee. We's gots a Hippy Hour wif Maynard G. and de Krebs, for cottonpickin's sake! It be our last evnin' on TUSH!

Cheer, Boiled Peanut

Okee-do-kee - done visited wid Moon Pie and she OK for now - admins-turd (woops!) the tie an she now 'mo betta! All set for the hippy hour - still gots to wrestle or sumpin wid Dobie Gillis?????

wattsup wid dat?

Thx fer th tie! Afeel sooooo goooooood Im rdy to rassle wit Zelda Gilroy an Thalia Menninger!