Uummmmmmm I don't know if I'm up to all this non activity stuff, and will have to check the finances to see if we can afford BOARDZZZ, but please hold us a cabin, I think we'll go with a Butler too so that we can have his help doing nothing. Will be rushing out to by new pajama's for the pajama game, just as soon as I finish my afternoon nap, which follows my morning nap, but preceeds my evening nap, which is followed by bedtime!!!

Denise is Nata Insomniac's new book the sequel to "Sleep, Grossly Underated"?

Margo - I think I will attend that seminar too, just as soon as the non Snorezzzz Excursions open up. We love Yawnzeee, count us in for the tournement.

The ships boutique just ran out of No Doz! But they got a new supply of Sominex!

Wow--this is going to be a dream non-cruise!

JoAnn, I see you are familiar with Insomniac's works.

No easy task dreaming up these non-cruises.

You know, BOREDZZZ is a dream-come-true non-cruise for those unable or too pooped to cruise on FJORDS.

Denise - I think I read her first book too, "Sleep, Sleep, Sleep, can you ever get enough?"

I think this is going to be a very popular lecture, wonder if she can handle more than one, just in case someone misses the first one due to napping. :eek: :eek: ;)

I can always bring some essays by fifth graders if anyone needs additional reading material to help keep them in the sleepy mode. If you all don't stop posting these ideas and making me laugh I'll never get back to bed!

I just realized this is the perfect cruzzzzze for Tom - he mastered serial napping several years ago - foresight being one of his other talents!

Margo I have the best movie for Tom when he takes a break from a nap - "The Big Sleep"...Philip Marlowe - very good and very sleepy -

I was reading the documents. What a perfect dress code: Dr. Denton's, Negligee's with caribou slippers and smoking jackets for formal night, Sleep Shirts for sleeping on deck by the pool, and foot pj's for the Compass Rose Sunday Night Movie Under the Stars "While You We're Sleeping". Discounts are available by www.pajamagram.com

The Dreamszzz Weaverzzz called today, Denise. They have been looking for a "no snooze, you lose" gig their entire lives. They'll even bring their gor-geous new lead singer, Sleeping Beauty.

Can you use them at the Catatonic Cocktail hours?

Cheers, BP

Sounds like the perfect venue for the Dreamszzz Weaverzzz. Book 'em, BP.

Hopefully, they take requests. Do they know "I'm Only Sleeping," by the Beatles? My favorite!


When I wake up early in the morning
Lift my head, I'm still yawning
When I'm in the middle of a dream
Stay in bed, float up stream (float up stream)

Please, don't wake me, no, don't shake me
Leave me where I am - I'm only sleeping

Everybody seems to think I'm lazy
I don't mind, I think they're crazy
Running everywhere at such a speed
Till they find there's no need (there's no need)

Please, don't spoil my day, I'm miles away
And after all I'm only sleeping

Keeping an eye on the world going by my window
Taking my time

Lying there and staring at the ceiling
Waiting for a sleepy feeling...

Please, don't spoil my day, I'm miles away
And after all I'm only sleeping

Keeping an eye on the world going by my window
Taking my time

When I wake up early in the morning
Lift my head, I'm still yawning
When I'm in the middle of a dream
Stay in bed, float up stream (float up stream)

Please, don't wake me, no, don't shake me
Leave me where I am - I'm only sleeping

I think these little weavers are from Florida----Gainesville/Jacksonville - very sleepy towns

Believe it or not...there's a fabulous boutique here in Sarasota

called Dream Weavers.

I have shopped there for cruzzzze clothing!

I guess they gotzzz their name from REO Speedwagon?

Dream weaver
Ive just closed my eyes again
Climbed aboard the dream weaver train
Driver take away my worries of today
And leave tomorrow behind
Ooh dream weaver
I believe you can get me through the night
Ooh dream weaver
I believe we can reach the morning light

Fly me high through the starry skies
Maybe to an astral plane
Cross the highways of fantasy
Help me to forget todays pain

Ooh dream weaver
I believe you can get me through the night
Ooh dream weaver
I believe we can reach the morning light

Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the bright side of the moon
And meet me on the other side

Ooh dream weaver
I believe you can get me through the night
Ooh dream weaver
I believe we can reach the morning light
Dream weaver
Dream weaver
Dream weaver

Oh, and if they are taking requests, I wonder if they could play that 1959 instrumental by Santo and Johnny? Sleepwalk!

Also, I think this guy is available to be our Stand Up Comedian!

Don,

I saw REO in December perform locally...they put on a great show for us Rock and Rollers. No sleeping while they're performing! Maybe we can get them to be the entertainers on board for this Boredzzz cruise!

Hey, Don!

That wouldn't happen to be the famous and hilarious stand-up comedian Bored Silly, would it? Love him!

Looks more like Bored Stiff....

I believe that was his partner. They just split not too long ago over a woman - Bored Totears.

Denise: You bore me to tears - the tears you get from laughing and laughing at outstanding funny wit!!!!!!

I am so BOARDzzzzzzz!!!!!!! Can't somebody come up with something exciting?????? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYawnnnnnnnnnnnn! Ok time for my after dinner nap!!!

JoAnn, speak for yourself! I had a rather exciting day watching the Panama canal cam and NO Mariner sighting!

LOL!

I just saw Don's picture, that is hysterical!

Here is one the singers for the non-cruise. He is practicing the great song list we've started . I think his name is Yawni .....

:D :app:

LOL. You guys are too wizzzzze for me.

We need some music for this post, should it be Dreamweaver or Yawni? Or maybe even some John Tush?

Two more Beatles songs to add to the band's song list: Golden Slumbers, and Good Night! I just don't know if we will be awake long enough to hear the lullabys.

How about Day Dream Believer?

Daydream Believer

By John Stewart

Oh, I could hide 'neath the wings
Of the bluebird as she sings.
The six o'clock alarm would never ring.
But it rings and I rise,
Wipe the sleep out of my eyes.
My shavin' razor's cold and it stings.

Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.

You once thought of me
As a white knight on a steed.
Now you know how happy I can be.
Oh, and our good times start and end
Without dollar one to spend.
But how much, baby, do we really need.

Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.

[Instrumental interlude]

Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.
[Repeat and fade]

Shore Excursion: Tsetse Fly Farm - Come along and see millions of these exciting insects in their natural habitat. Purchases available in the farm store. Afterwards enjoy a restful ride back to the ship.

Today's entertainment for the Boredzzers:


World\'s smallest dog

Decisions, decisions...Karen I really didn't know what button to click on to see the World's Smallest Dog and by the time I figured it out I got so tired I had to close it out and take a nap. (yaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnn)

Maybe I will try again after lunch. :rolleyes:

LOL Sue, click on the giant "play" button ;)

Beth, :D :D Sign me up for the tsetse farm excursion. I'm on my way to cancel the seminar sleep laboratory for grinding and clenching of teeth while sleeping after a rousing game of tic tac toe

Denise I think we need to have a talk with the staff on Boredzzzzzz; I just made myself wake up to call for a spa appointment and got a recording "the spa is closed for the duration of the cruise due to the fact all spa workers have a chronic case of Deep Sleep".

I think we need to get this person on board and real quick to save all of us who are Boredzzzz:
How To Sleep Less and Have More Energy Than You Ever Had Before - by Kacper M. Postawski

Sue, if you need to complain about the spa, I have the list of officers for our cruise:

Funny Karen. Hey at least the captain, isn't this guy.

Don, I think that Captain is much more lovable!

Also, don't forget to sign up for the snorkel while you sleep excursion. Gives new meaning to sleeping with the fishes. Snorkel gear will be furnished.

That reminds me that there is a snoring competition onboard on deck 11 at 2:00 pm. The one with the loudest snore will be awarded a case of No Doz and will be allowed to blow the ship's horn as needed. Guests at muster drill learned that 10 long and 10 short blasts will be used as the ships alarm clock as well as to alert everyone that Compass Rose and La Veranda will be serving breakfast.