Denise--
I'm looking forward to meeting you, too---because of so many other wonderful posts of yours I've read and because if things like this happen to you, too, then I figure we'd best stick together...at least to laugh at ourselves, if nothing else....
And all of you who posted about the Terri Hatcher character....You HAVE to tell me about her. It does sound suspiciously like me........
You should have SEEN that older woman peering at me through her glasses. I could hear her THINKING "Oh, my, what sort of people are moving into this neighborhood....." She did not seem to appreciate my attempt to salvage the awkward situation with humor ("I really AM a normal person...").
Thank God we had a break in the rain, today... I promise to post any further entertaining disasters that befall me....there have been MANY in my 53 years. Whenever it is I leave this earth, at least I know I'll leave 'em laughing...... Liz