Liz:

First of all, I'm glad you're safe and sound.

However, if I had been a witness to your vaulting various obstacles while muddied/bloodied, and dressed in an oversized t-shirt, I would have thought someone, somewhere, was filming a Grade B version of Spiderwoman. WOW!

Anyway, I like your style of writing and your sense of humor. Don't forget the Queen Mary!

Cheers! Ray