Yep, TUSHees, our first Tushee Passages has been published. Peruse the remarkable lineup of ack-tiv-i-tees for our virtual enjoyment on our ALL INCLUSIVE virtual "MUSH Ado about Alaski" vacation!

We hope you Ben Dover and Sea More BUTZ! this week.

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Click on the "TUSHEE Passages Aug 30" link in the "Files" section and get ready for a rip-roaring good time.

If there's anything else near and dear to your heart whilst you're not aboard TUSH, please post your suggestions here. Your co-cruise direktors will do their best to schedule them during our virtual vacation to Alaski.

Please remember: Whilst on TUSH, you may be up sh*t creek but never without a paddle!



Cheers, Anne

Oh Anne!!

Beautiful!!!!

Anne I was in tears reading Passages! ROFLMBO
I think us TUSH'ers need to have some type of real cruise together as we'd have that boat rockin' from laughing so much.

Robert; I hope you know how to kook catfish because Tom and I may be transplants to the south, BUTT we have no idear how to kook those pesky varmints.

I guess we could make up some BEER batter and toss 'em in there head and all dead or alive, eh?

Anne, you are amazing! <img border="0" alt="[vhappy]" title="" src="graemlins/icon_vhappy.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[vhappy]" title="" src="graemlins/icon_vhappy.gif" />

Anne
Fabulous. You are so creative! I agree Sue, it would really be fun to go on a cruise with everyone sometime.

Anne, the Daily TP is priceless. Thanks for making me the social hostess of one of our wonderful activities today! You are so creative!

Nancy

Winifred Windshield here, but you can call me Winnie, reporting from exciting Clam Gulch.

The gangs all here at Clam Gulch for our pre-xchursions....a bit crowded but not noticed by our enterprising TUSHee's. Don and Diana have set up a souvenir shop selling clam shell corn-on-the-cob holders and napkin rings. Peggy and Jerry are butt sore from riding Sadie, their mule all the long way from Texas. Jerry seems out of pain's way now, happily sipping from a box-o-wine.

My wheel barrow lost it's wheel crossing the pipeline but I caught a ride with Arlene and Gil in their chevy from the levy...Meezer Mom saved the day with Gato-aid. Gary and Alan are checking out the outhouse while Anne and Denise are rounding up talent for tonight's non-entertainment.

We had to cancel Betty k's block party, unfortunately I lost the mortar and trowels on the pipeline.

Don and Michele have adapted splendidly considering having to leave their new penthouse. Have to admire Don for his spot on retirement planning.

Signing off for now. Anne just brought me a cranberry and Ripple cocktail....Cripple.

Winnie

Non-embarkation is about to begin! Our kudos to our furrin correspondent, Lee, for the Sh*t Creek paddle supply connection. If your LCT pals can't find it, you don't need it!

Whew! I am plumb out of breath gettin' the daily ack-tiv-i-tees set up. Can't wait to see Arlene & Gil's tempra painted cruiser and Don's bar (boat AND car) get-up in the parking lot.

Winnie will be our ace reporter working the Alaski pipeline. I'm on pins & needles waiting for the first report.

We're working up tomorrer's TP. Any requests should be posted by 4 pm. We'd hate to disappoint the TUSHees if they've got their hearts set on sumtin'

Cheers, Anne

You guys are too much... this is priceless... :bv:

Mariner Cruise for 2 to Alaska....$7,000

New suitcases to withstand TSA abuse....$500.00

Airfare for 2 to Vancouver.....$1,000
Asprin after spending hours on phone trying to get ff air tix.....$5.00

Dog Sitter.....$200.00
Presents for Dog due to enormous guilt....$100.00

New Cold weather clothes (cause I live in Florida and only have old stuff).......$500.00

Regent excursions......$300.00

Scratching the whole thing and going on TUSH instead.........PRICELESS

Well done, Anne! You deserve a pat on the back(side) for putting together Tushee Passages -- it cracked me up.

:app: :app: :app:

Oh, Anne - HYSTERICAL!!!

Anne,

BRILLIANT, MY FINE PARTNER IN GRIME! BRILLIANT!

ENTERTAINMENT ALERT:

Our entertainment for tonight, a truly memorable guitar picker named Three Fingers Fred, unfortunately had a minor chainsaw accident yesterday. Two-Fingers Fred is currently on the mend. Please join me in wishing him a speedy recovery.

However, not to worry. After scouring all my sources, I managed to book the world renown and much in demand nose picker/flicker, Floyd Fingerlickin'. Please join me for a very entertaining evening of pickin' and flickin'. Floyd always welcomes audience participation!

I can't stop laffing Denise!!! I wish we had a graemlin of someone P'ing :ohmy:

Too funny!


If I wasn't exhausted from a long hike in Yosemite I'd try to be creative....so, I'm heading over to the KOA kampground kanteen for a kamakaze akkompanied by a kernal of korn.

Hey Leslie! Welcome!

The KOA Kanteen is jest the place for a kamakaze. Texas Don will fix you up right quick. Just watch out for the nails, girlfriend (see Tush Icebreaker thread).

Cheers, Anne

Hey Leslie! You've been missed! Time to play catch-up!

Watch out for those kamakazes! Those really creep up on you faster than the bedbugs we've placed on your pillow! After all, a slip and fall at the Captain's Meet and Greet Party would be most embarrassing, dontcha think???? Just make sure Alan isn't close by if you take the plunge! ;)

Anne, ROTFLMAO! That is one of the funniest things I have ever read and that is quite a feat with this bunch.

These are jus the ticket for anythin regardin TUSH! Oops, I wet my pants!

Don, LOL, LOL, LOL

Good morning TUSHees!

Check under your virtual bunk this morning for today's edition.

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We are planning a fun-filled day INCLUDING the non-cruise past Tracy's Arm. Don't ferget yer Flair pens so you can sign it!

Y'all can find me at the Oily Olay Spa this afternoon.



Today's Worlds of Wisdom:

I resolve that the next time we go on vacation I will try to take more pictures of my partner than pictures of my truck. (thanks to Shane)


Cheers, Anne

Love the new standard for formal wear......clean feet! Guess wearing jeans in the diningroom is a non issue ;)

Well, I am going to be ULTRA formal this evenin as I got myself a pet-a-cure yesterday, so my toe nails are real purdy.

SPECIAL NOTICE from youse KON-see-urge!!!!

Jes a reminder that you'll shore want to pay close attn-chen to them events that can earn youse Tushee Tokens (Check Director Anne's Tushee Passages to see what them events are).
Let me tell you, them r some real swell prizes youse can git for them Toe-cans.

Betty - It's right nice to see you! We'll give our fellow TUSHees a little pree-vue of our Tushee Tokens. They are RARE COLLECTIBLES. Think of the attention you will get on Antiques Roadshow when you show up with a bushel full of these!




Gary's always wanted to play with the band, so he'll be wearing his dual-purpose tie and washboard to our Fishsticks Formal. I tole him and tole him it doesn't get worn from his rope belt but he's hell-bent on being "fashion forward". He's even dabbing a little tartar sauce behind the ears! Hope the band is ready for his rendition of "I Like My Women A Little On The Trashy Side"



Lunch truck is jes pulling into the parkin' lot. Can sum one clang the dinner bell?

Looks like the guest lekchers are arriving. There's still a few seats left in the Nascar the-a-ter:

Don't forget we have them special drinks from the box-o-wines of the world k-lechun. Todays special is one of dem high fillutin more-tinis.

It is mixed with Shee-roz from the land downunder, votka, cranberi jus, and tripple sex. It is called a Koalapolitan!

woo hoo! Tripple sex . is that anythin' like amor-hula cream likker? KOalapolitans are for us!

I'm counting the minutes til happy hour. Hoping Donna is up & at 'em. She's gonna find some lushee Tushees!


Cheers, Anne

Jus to let all them fine folk know that them there monogramed Deep-Endz that Don's a'modelin' is selling at the Gift Shoppe.

Can't remember when I enjoyed a guest lekcherer as much as this here plumbin' fella. In fact, he's so lekcherous that he's givin' private demonstrations on how he plumbs to the gals on TUSH! My private demonstration is at 4:00, so I might be late for dinner. He suggested we have a little tripple sex during the demonstration, but I'll have to flat out say no. Tripple sex and me jus don't mix.

I dunno, Denise. Donna's gonna have her hands full at the Bar-Fly with this guy during "Beer & Bait" Happy Hours



Might need to keep her kompany case he offers HER a plumbin' lesson! That wristband makes me think he checked outer rehab a littl' ahead of time. Cheers, Anne

Just when I thought Alan was hard at work! Caught in the act! <img border="0" alt="[c]" title="" src="graemlins/c.gif" />

I want one of them thar Koalapolitan's!

Good morning TUSHees and Welcome to World Famous Ketchup Can!

After last night's Fishsticks Formal, I am badly in need of an Eye Propper to start my day. Don, those KOALApolitans go down so easy .. and put you out for a loooong time! Thanks to Denise and Al for hosting the finest sun-cooked, slow-basted fish stick feed EVER.

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Looking forward to today's Roller Derby event! The unused beer is served up at today's Happy Hour.

Get ready for the Block Party and Mortar Forkin' event. Winny found her forks and mortar .. the rest, as they say, SHALL MAKE HISTORY!

Cheers, Anne (Boiled Peanut)

All printed out and filed Peanut. This is impotant doc-o-ments to save fo granchilin

Whew!!! Kon-see-urge desk has been right busy this morn. Better hurry folks, lots of events and scursions fillin up to th brim!
Unfortunately, Hail Watching had to be postponed 'til later 'cause of good weather!

Don't forget to sign up fer th Jug Tootin' (always well attended), and don't ya'll forgit you can win some toe-cans for thatin!!!

R Direktors are doing a bang up job!!!!

Butter Bean Betty

ah jus saw this hyar thread. Anne yo' haf outdone yo'seff. ah cannot stop laughin'! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide! ah muss say ah have quite a hangovah af'er last nights partyin' an' th' dancin' wif thet fine group includin' th' warshboard player was so much fun. Cain't wait t'try th' noo drinks.

Sounds like a great day--can't wait to Horn them thar Hooks!! Collard Peggy (who really is more like an Armadillo :D )

AHOY CAP (thas short for Collard Amardillo Peggy)! We been lookin' for ewe and Cap Jerry!

Dang .. jes in time to navigate us thru tomorrer's eye-tin-ray, Insulation Aisle to Judo.

Kon-see-urge Betty: Glory be! Jes let us know if you need sum hep. We've got them toe-cans burn'in a hole in our pockits. I'm postin' the Roller Derby results. Please get BEHIND yore favrit! All de-sij-uns of our Kon-See-Urge are FI-nil.

Wuz that you under the table last night, or wuz that you dancin' on the table top?

Gary still is enjoying the tartar sauce no-shave lotion from last night. Kan't remember the last time he's had so much fun!

Cheers, Boiled Peanut

Boll Weevil and Possum, your MATE=R=DEES, are waiting in Autographs for y'all to GET ON THE STICK for today's luncheon delights. There sumthin' for everyone:

Big Al manning the Gills and Grill:



Yore COMPLIMENTARY suv-nir of Ketchup Can:



Appetizers for Aspiring and Accomplished Artists:



Everyone's all time favorite food on a stick



If size matters:



From the Healthy Choice Menu:



A slow, sweet finish:



Good eatin, y'all!

Cheers, Boiled Peanut

I tell ya what...Possum n' I were so busy we worked R BUTTS off during lunch 2day. That ther stick stuff went ovr reel big - soma them folks looked like hogs runnin to a trough they was so dang happy and hungreee.

Since we didn't eet lunch I figger we'd down a Mogentini or 3 and head on over to the hawg calling contest - or maybe that took place durin lunch cuz some of them folks was shore a hootin and hollerin!

Some nice folks had an extry set of teeth for my SEA MALE and now he looks darn rite handsum. I mean I can't B 2 picky...so summa the teeth are a bit rottin - he can still pik n'grin!