Attention: MUSH Emergency Alert

My sec'tary Butter Bean has just informed me that due to the apparent gluttony of some of the passengers on the Regent SS Mariner, now sailing in Alaska, there has been reported a serious global shortage of Alaskan King Crab legs and lamb chops. It's also feared that Grey Goose and (ugh) Sambucca supplies will soon run out!

Can we or will we hep them out? Mebee some extry fish-on-a-stick? Grand Manure souflay? Couple boxes o wine (gotta taste better than sambucca)
Pleeze check your supplies of vittles and let me know pronto!

Whinny Moon Pie

Whell, Whinny MP, I tink we can russle up sum of dat possum on the half shell with sum of dat CAT slobberin' slim for a de-lish-us glaze iffin Amos n'Bilie will co-uperate. Har kitty kitty!

We jist got bak from the local farmers markit and they had a buncha red neck gooses fer sale...Possum tossed 'em in the bak a his pick up truk and we'll point their butts NORTH to ALASKA.

Not sure if theyz go down az smooooth as a grey goos, but those MUSH folks can't be so tarnashun fussy if'n they are gonna cauze a world shortig a stuff!

Well, alls i say is, iffen them MUSHers is gonna try to ate all the crab legs in Alaski in 1 sittin', serves em rite!
Alls I say is, jes KISS MA GRITS!!!!
Butter Bean

Ah made a jella mold wit the left ova jella frum the jella rasslin and jella dancin'. Ah made in inna shape of a crab leg. Ah thin frostd it wit manure soo flay. Itz 6 fut tall. Jus tryin' ta figa owt how ta git it outa th mold an sint ta Sitkee.

Moon(prune)Pie,
Did abody evr tell you that you are a re-sores-ful gal. Good luck sendin your kre-a-shon to our frens in need!
BBB

BBB-
Ma mota - "Nvr dump leftovrs whin ya kin
ree-sicle!"

M (PITM) P

M(PITM)P
I swer,gal...your dis-pos-ul mus be starvin'!!!
BBB

BBB,
Wut dis-pos-ul? Ma huzbnd?
M (PITM) P