Tony bought some blah blah camera in 2004 and then had the nerve to give me another blah blah one for my b'day 2005 - I am NOT into cameras - a joke - SO tonight he showed me the newest the Sony R-1 10 MEGA PICKLES???? (I am hoping Masaki will tell me what he spent $$$$ - oh forget it guys don't narc on other guys) - here is the best part - he told me he paid for it from his casino winnings this past October - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA - more scenery..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Well once again she has me laughing, mega pickles????? you are the best. Congrats on the new camera Joanna, enjoy.

This story just makes me love Tony all the more, if that is possible!

Joanna, tell the story of his blue pants that he had to buy in Italy!

Joanna, that's what they are to me, too - MEGA PICKLES! Greg is a camera FREAK - we have bought 3 cameras and 2 camcorders in the past 2 years...it's getting downright ridiculous. Everytime he buys one he has to describe/defend to me all the technical crap ("No, this isn't a waste! This has 340000000 mega pixels") blah blah. And every time, I give him the same blank look and then I tell him, "This BETTER BE IT for the next 5 years!"

And we all know how THAT turns out!......

Joanna, Tony needs a REALLY good camera in SA, since Ken will be aboard. Just don't you worry about those pickles. They are really into them, and as long as we have them aboard, we never have to worry about taking pix! Please, let him be, those boys need their toys! Now. Tony, will you post your pix to our kodak site?

We check into hotel in Rome he is getting dressed for dinner and cannot find his blue slacks (of course suggests it is my fault BUT I don't pack for him ever) SO he cannot go on 007 without a pair of blue slacks....what is wrong with 5 other slacks you have??? I can tell he is unglued and while I nap next day he finds a shop and buys navy slacks and has them altered IN ROME!!!!(with his casino $$$ from previous cruise no doubt) gets dressed that night and I hear OH
Sh*$....what's wrong??? I just found my navy slacks they are tucked inside a blazer ... and remember Karen how stressed he was - HE would get slacks at 11 AM we were to be picked up at 11 am - no wonder he has heart condition -

Joanna,

Are those 10 MEGA pickles Kosher?

But I must say that his Rome bought and altered slacks were stylin!

Ok he just read thread - wants to know if Karen, Olivia and Denise want TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED WITH HIS TEN MEGA PICKLES - HIS WORDS!!! ;) ;) Joanna

Sure. Karen, Olivia and I get 3 1/3 KOSHER MEGA PICKLES each! Tony might want to also consider sharing his 10 KOSHER MEGA PICKLES with the Enquirer, too!

OMG Denise don't excite him too much - remember his heart -

I am actually laughing out loud over here!!

Who got whom excited??? It's not too often you find someone with 10 KOSHER MEGA PICKLES! Well, maybe in a deli!

Happy to hear Tony doesn't have 10 MINI GHERKINS!

He is reading this - he now says he understands why I love LCT - he is having what he calls "ship" laughs!!! Denise you are cracking him up

10 MEGA PICKLES AND LOVES TO IRON...TONY, YOU'RE MY KINDA GUY AND A MAN OF MANY TALENTS!

I for one haven't had this much laughing by myself in a long time.....thank Tony for me Joanna.....
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He is ticked off I spread the word about the ironing BUT no problem about his mega pickles

I'm sure Tony is quite proud of his 10 MEGA PICKLES. Think of how tragic it would be if it were only 10 MINI GHERKINS.

He said they are dill spears Denise - see what I live with????

We're a Kosher dill household, Joanna!

is he going to divide up those mega pickles? :rolleyes:

BTW: It runs between $950-$999. (us women have to stick together. ;) )
That camera looks like a beauty. I'd love to play with those megapixels! Do you think I'd be able to try it out?

JoAnna,

You can make pickle relish or pickle chips from Megapickles.

Picture the scene: We are having a few days R&R in Newport Beach, CA at a new Marriott resort and Betty is sitting reading. I am sitting with the computer killing myself with laughter over these ridiculous posts. Keep it up ladies, I am having the best time reqading your "randy" posts.Betty is asking what th3e hilarity is all about. How do i explain?????
Thanks.

David

David, tell her the truth. We're all talking about Tony's Kosher dill mega pickle.

wow, I've been doing some reading about Tony's mega pickle. Did you know it has a large format sensor and you can get a full-time live preview?

There's also no smear effect. And it's low power consumption, plus it has a thumb dial
and rear control wheel.

Joanna imagine the possibilities!!! :eek: <img border="0" alt="[c]" title="" src="graemlins/c.gif" />

Hey if you want to check it out look here:
http://www.dpreview.com/reviews/sonydscr1/

Wow, those are some seriously nice preserved fruits there. I mean, really. Once again, Tony is my hero. Sorry, Joanna, but I'm impressed with the purchase. FWIW, those pickles will make for some beautiful pictures, even if it IS "just" scenery. :D

Though to be fair, Joanna, you need to find some MEGA something or other of your own to spend money on ... ;)

Masaki

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Arlene:
<strong> David, tell her the truth. We're all talking about Tony's Kosher dill mega pickle.

Joanna imagine the possibilities!!! :eek: :ohmy:

Okay..haven't had coffee yet.. read Joanna's first post and said to myself..mega pickles? huh?
then got to Cindys post and lights went on..
oh you guys kill me..

Howling over this!! Thanks for the laugh.

Do the kosher mega pickles have matzo balls??????????

:ohmy: :ohmy: :b:

Bonnie - excellent!!!!

ok now i have to clean my seltzer off the screen!

Bonnie,

The answer to your question is "No." It's just the way it walks!

Bonnie: No one can top your question - I know some men don't tell the complete truth about the cost of their purchases (women too) but to say he used his casino winnings to buy this camera really was an insult to my intelligence - :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

This is toooooo funny!!!

Bonnie: I asked him about the matzo balls and his response was enough to make a shiksa plotz!!!

I'm with Robert...howling here over the clever use of language! Hope non-posters know that most of us are just a bunch of regular middle agers (okay, Masaki and Robert are younger) who just have a great time cruising together! Bonnie, you are too funny in your "extensions" of the subject!

oy vey!

Just joining the laughter!

Joanna...you need a mega rock....to be photographed by mega pickle! Surly Tony has more "winnings" to purchase such a thing!

Margo: I think you are right about the mega rock - I had NO idea he was so successful in the casino - (nor do I believe it ) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Joanna - perhaps you also need a mega cruise in which to show off the mega rock? Cheers, Anne