We took a ship tour in Morocco , which included a "guided" walk through the casbah.. which if you haven't been consists of interesting winding street villages ( dirty) with hords of locals hawking things in your face ( spoon lady? wooden camel sir?)..until you just want to scream.. enough already..actually we all thought the whole scene was kind of scarey..
think 50 people with one guide who walked very fast ahead of the group.. after about an hour of this "guided walking tour" it was back to the bus.. and next stop was a "refreshment stop for tea

.. well the driver pulled the bus up at the place and none of us got out.. with everyone saying just take us back to the ship.. we have had quite enough.. but the driver and the "guide" left us and went into the restaurant to have their tea..
A few of the people felt if they knew where we were and where the ship was they would have driven the bus back..
it was pretty funny at the time still brings a smile..