Vacation package: All-inclusive; visiting African animals, cavorting with lions, drinking champagne from morning til night while secretly redezvousing wearing Victoria's Secret luxurious, silky body lotion slathered all over your lucious partner's surprised toes and slowly reaching beyond the pale, higher than a kite, softer than a baby's bottom rubbed vigorously with sandpaper (soft 40 grain).

Meanwhile, back at the LCT Board, Ngaire blushes but, with a twinkle in her eye, she is thinking of rack of lamb, a Cosmo