[I'm such a rebel...can we put a period in here and start a new sentence? The writer in me is just cringing at the run-on...] ;)

Vacation package: All-inclusive; visiting African animals, cavorting with lions, drinking champagne from morning til night while secretely redezvousing wearing Victoria's Secret luxurious, silky body lotion slathered all over your luscious partner's surprised toes and slowly reaching beyond the pale, higher than a kite, softer than a baby's bottom rubbed vigorously with sandpaper (soft 40 grain). Meanwhile