1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2. I believe that dancing with my arms over head and my butt wiggling
yelling "Woo-Hoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's *ss and honestly
believe I could do it too.
4. In my last trip to to the facilities I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye
Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. hoagie on the floor (which I'm eating even
though
I'm not at all hungry), pick it up, and carry on eating it.
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo
much.
7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.
9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
sing
becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep
them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just
soda, but that's just because I can no longer taste the vodka.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen
floor.
15. I start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the
wrong way but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's up when I sit on it.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be
standing)and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the button's open on my button fly pants to cut
down
on the time I'm in the washroom away from my drink.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm
having problems walking straight.

Oh, these remind me of those "good ole college years." I am so thankful they are looooong gone. :3smile:

HOAGIE?
Guess we know where these rules came from!


Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

some of these sound vaguely familiar....(lol)

Really????? Are you saying, Crystal, that you too have done some of these things in your younger days? <img border="0" alt="[naughty]" title="" src="graemlins/naughty.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[naughty]" title="" src="graemlins/naughty.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[naughty]" title="" src="graemlins/naughty.gif" />

Trish

and some of us haven't limited it to ONLY our younger days!

Too funny Crystal!

Yes, my younger days. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

Have to say I keep company with the likes of Marcie! I just hope on cruises a voice keeps telling me to get back to the cabin and go to bed!

That's the really good part of crusing on RSSC. If you fall asleep in the lounge (maybe even on the floor), every one else will have gone to bed, including the crew, and you'd never be found out at least until tea and trivia the next day.

I've been on board and wandered into the atrium around midnight and it was as quiet as could be - no crew and no passengers except for me!

# 4 strikes a chord...after 3 martini's and wine with dinner, the ship takes on an Alice in Wonderland quality. :D