This guy is great - I am just laughing out loud. Were it not for a few misspellings and other stylistic differences I would be convinced that this is Fred writing under a nom de plume.
I did a little search on his 50 some posts on cc and here is the one other review he claims to have written:
Transatlantic review of the Brilliance there is a little repetition - the "shake your booty" episode for instance, so I am wondering if he is for real, but whatever, he is very entertaining and I hope he cruises Regent some time!