Top Ten Reasons why I missed MINT:

10: I've spent so much time on CC and LCT that I forgot to book it.
9: I had to sell my house to afford my last cruise, and we're still trying to get out of the shelter.
8: I tried to sell my body to afford MINT, but there were no takers.<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSzeb045' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_2v.gif' border=0></a>
7: Due to my last cruise, I can't fit into any of my formal dresses.
6: DH can't find the Tuxedo T-Shirt that he wears on Formal Nights.
5: Ran out of bubble wrap to smuggle booze on board...oh wait, that was on Celebrity!
4: Couldn't decide between MINT and PARTY, so I decided to pick a daisy to help me choose, but since it's Fall now I couldn't find any.
3: Used up all my vacation time in Mexico.<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSzeb045' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_108.gif' border=0></a>
2: Drank so many margaritas in Mexico that the ground still feels like it's rocking...so I thought I WAS on a cruise.

And the number one reason:

1: I thought it had something to do with Altoids, which just has a BAAAD connotation....<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSzeb045' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/im/potus.gif' border=0></a>