I have one!!!~~It involves good friends of ours who are experienced cruisers. To know that fact, makes it funnier.

From the time they entered their stateroom, she complained that the air-conditioning was not working properly. She complained to the cabin attendant...to the front desk...anyone...everyone. They sent people, but it remained too warm, in her cabin..she complained.
On the last night of the cruise, after dinner, they both went to the casino, to try their luck, one more time. She quickly tired, but he was having a great time at the craps table. So she told him that she was going to the cabin and to sleep, and please try not to wake her, when he came in. She reminded him to finish packing his bag, and put it out in the hall, for pick-up.
When he returned, to the cabin, she was indeed asleep, and he got undressed, and packed his bag in the simi darkness, with only the dim light, from the bathroom. Put the bag out.
The next morning, when they got up to prepare to disembark, they discovered, to both their horrors, he had packed the clothes she'd planned to wear that day, in his bag....gone!
He went out to find the cabin attendant, to see if they could retrieve the bag. When he found him, and told him that his wife had nothing to wear, the attendant calmly said, "Is she cool enough now?"
:) :) :)

Betty