I've got my stud-gun locked and loaded, ladies, and am counting down the hours until our "Flea Market"

TUSH will certainly be the highlight of this year's holiday letter to hundreds of folks who have by and large, mysteriously ceased communications once they are on the distribution list.

Anyone who wants a matching tongue stud? I'll have to arrange for a guest expert. Or, at a minimum, an alcohol wipe (your choice of libation)

Cheers, Anne