It is truth time! While you have all been indulging on TUSH, I have been secretly taking elocution lessons at the Evelyn Backwoods School for the Pitifully Pathetic Speaker and Speller. The school is located in a Piggly Wiggly not far from Reality Checque.

I have one more lesson to complete before receiving my diploma! I'm so proud of my accomplishment! I DUN GUD! Oh my! Well, Evelyn did say to expect some minor set-backs!

Question - Does the rain in Spain stay mainly on the plain? I'm going to have to research this very interesting statement