Well, this is not out on the wire yet for security reasons, but I think that I can share it with this ever so select group.
As you all know, there has been a rash of lost baggage lately affecting American travelers.
It has been determined (or thought to be - not clear here) that this is the work of an extreme group led by an international bad guy: Osama Bin Luggage.
The authorities are doing all they can.
Pack wisely.
Doug
