Up date on sewer problems - if you care!

First, the 3 aliens climbed our back fence this morning & knocked on the patio door of the house behind us. The live-in trophey girl friend was in the kitchen, clothed only in underwear. She thought she was going to be raped or killed.
They are now "having" to dig another 7 foot hole in this guy's backyard. He called his attorney who assured him, they could do it since it is part of the city easement.
That problem solved.
But now they have cut the cable wiring for the enter neighborhood. Many unhappy people surround us.
The only good thing is the aliens are now literally having to work while staying in sewage up to their knees. I probably shouldn't laugh because they'll probably leave their sewage laden footprints all over the backyard and driveway - when & if they ever leave.