We are in a protected habitat for Canadian geese and ducks; they poop all over the place, and dig holes in my yard, and take over the streets.

I don't like them either, can you tell?

For years we had some weird black and white duck, with red bills; they would lie down and take a nap in the middle of the street, and not dream of moving for a car. We were in Florida once, and a guy was on trial for killing one with a machete. He kept trying to tell the jury that the stupid duck just walked into his machete; I wanted to go testify on his behalf, because I believed it. We haven't had those in several years, so they have stupided themselves right out of existence.