Originally posted by Andi:
I was going to take my Swiss lover, but there are no such things as Swiss lovers. So, I guess you can come (figuratively and literally!!) I'm so baad....
Reminds me of a joke I heard the other day:
How do you know if you're in Heaven?
The Italians are the lovers, the Germans are the police, the Swiss run the trains, and the French are the cooks. :cool:
How do you know if you're not?
The Swiss are the lovers, the French are the police, the Italians run the trains, and the Germans are the cooks. :eek: