So after you do the Doc Dance and Lose 5 lbs, you can lose another 5 doing the packing and trying to squeeze 28 outfits in your luggage for a 14 day vacation - not even counting shoes and toiletries. I think I hear some grunting coming from my bedroom that sounds like "Honey, I think we need another suitcase brought up to the bedroom. One more just for your shoes ought to do it".
Okay, gotta run.