When we've had a butler, I panic that our luggage is going to arrive at our suite and we will be somewhere else on the ship and he will try to unpack for us while we are gone. Sorry, but I don't want some guy I don't know stowing away my underwear.

The only things I like about having a butler are, the same person brings you your breakfast each day (and therefore knows your preferences), and maybe having him arrange a cocktail party.

But these things certainly aren't a necessity! We'd never book a suite just because it had butler service, that's for sure.

I like that $50,000 skiing trip story...geez! Makes you wonder how these people were raised...