Marc, Helen — exactly!! I saw thIs in my daily pointsguy email and was very interested in reading it only to find out what it was about. Seriously?? That’s the worst thing about cruising? For sure it’s what Helen said: running out of vodka. But there’s also sewer backups, missed ports, falling off trying to get in a tender or zodiac etc etc etc. And, yes Marc is right, the ship sinking.