Ralph - That is just tremendously generous of you. However, I just got an email letting me know that Dr. Mwakum Umbwakum of Lagos, Nigeria was holding a check for my winnings in the Scottish Lottery in the amount of 2.5 million euros, if I simply send him a check for US$8,750 to pay the transfer fees and taxes. Thus, we won't need to take advantage of your kind offer. Hmm, could you maybe lend me the $8,750 though??

Cheers, Fred