My Dearest Uncle Freddie,

My mom is really in multi-task mode. She is training me to play the Cairn role of a lifetime as TOTO, and dieting for the PG (albeit, half heartedly) and trying to work to pay for all of this stuff you do without us CAIRNS, called cruising. As for Alaska, did you ever see a Cairn compete in the Iditirod? Did you know we ate salmon when we were wild in Scotland while we were working to do vermin control? We'd be great cruisers if all there is to do on ship is eat.

Love your little cousin, Daisy aka TOTO!