John - You will kindly forgive us if we don't meet you when you arrive at the Hyatt at 3:00 am. Our official greeting ritual definitely draws to a close at about midnight. Otherwise, you would find the greeting to be something like, "Okay, you're here, finally. Who gives a ****?? Find your room and go to bed!!" Now, how much fun would that greeting be anyway?

Andi - Put loads of mousse on your hair and Doug's fingers will slip right off as he tries to drag you around the cave hotel. With some luck, he'll drop you off right in front of the lounge.

See you all in Istanbul or at sailaway.

Cheers, Fred