Paige, you crack me up! Masaki would be in a lot of trouble too if he made the same comments.

I'm doing pretty well. Still working full time but I waddle and move slowly. Braxton Hicks contractions are happening more often so we'll see when the little fish makes her appearance. The weather is warming up but, luckily, I'm usually in AC so life is still bearable. :)

Olivia, the hook you were talking about just breaks your water bag which can also help speed labor along.

Thanks for everyone's well wishes!