This is circling the net but I had to post it for my fellow wine-o-philes - emphasis on the wine-o part!!

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Wal Mart Wine

BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS (AP) -- Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able
to sample a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's
largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto,
California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, the $2 to $5
range.

While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of
Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for
cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams
University in Bristol, RI. She added, "The right name is important."

So, here we go. The top twelve suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

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12. Chateau Traileur Parc

11. White Trashfindel

10. Big Red Gulp

9. Grape Expectations

8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

7. NASCARbernet

6. Chef Boyardeaux

5. Peanut Noir

4. Chateau des Moines

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar

2. World Championship Riesling

And the NUMBER ONE name for Wal-Mart Wine. . .

1. Nasti Spumante