Originally posted by Pam:
I have never understood rocketing down a big hill on two boards, risking being dumped into frozen stuff at any minute. That is NOT what I call being *in control* of my life.
YMMV, of course.
Top ten reasons skiing is better than sex:
10. Choice of day or night
9. You pay once to go up and down all day
8. Skis are always hard
7. You have your choice of expert or beginner
6. You always get picked up when in line
5. Lubricant lasts for days
4. Vertical is better than horizontal
3. You can ride more than 2 mounds at a time
2. Lessons are available
1. Abundance of virgin territory
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