Sue, this is probably the most on topic post I have ever seen in the off topic forum ;)

I know that this won't be of much comfort to you but you can borrow Mark any time you need him. Is your luggage too hard too handle? Call the Mark man. Do you need escorted into the dining room on formal night? Grab his other arm, he has two and we might as well put them to good use. Is the lid stuck on your face cream jar? You are in luck, opening stuck lids is his specialty!


I wish Tim had had at least one good cruise experience, then I bet there wouldn't be a problem, he would be as hooked as we are!