Hahaha!! Not to laugh at your misery, Anthony, but I'd have to agree with all the frustrated wives here (and Ray and Gil too) - no way to diagnose it based on that information. Could be anything from a viral infection to active TB. :D I'd also have to agree with everyone though that it does sound like the typical virus that's going around right now - very reluctant to leave the patient. I've had patients that have been sick off and on now for a month - nothing to do but to wait it out. Keep in mind the possibility of pertussis as well - it's making a slight comeback in the US (should respond pretty quickly to a macrolide antibiotic if it is).

Go see somebody! I'd take a listen to your chest but it's a fair distance from Hawaii to North Carolina and my stethoscope isn't long enough.

Masaki