The king told his loyal knights that whomever could collect the most ping pong balls could marry his daughter. After 3 months the 1st knight came back with 200 ping pong balls. 2 months later the 2nd knight came back with 500. 6 months later the last knight came back all bloody, his left arm almost torn off and the King said "my god, what happened to you just by collecting ping pong balls"? The knight replied "Ping Pong balls, I thought you said King Kongs balls"
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